every post i make is 100% serious
"i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombingevery post i make is 100% serious
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
Nah but what if one day AH just uploads a single video and its like Geoff walks on, eyes all puffy and red like he was crying and he’s like “Sorry but were not gonna be uploading for a while, we’re falling under some greviances” and then AH doesn’t upload another video for like a month and then they FINALLY come back
There’s just one less voice in the room.