Hi this is my blog and you can call me juju I'm just a 18 year old and i go on tumblr and not much else. I blog about whatever and I talk about having the sleep disorder narcolepsy sometimes. Also I post a lot of really ugly selfies which is something I should stop doing but I'm got gonna.

 

http://eteo.tumblr.com/post/93064758920/eteo-ohhh-my-god-you-uneducated-fuckwits-are

eteo:

ohhh my god you uneducated fuckwits are trying to tell US to open a medical book? really

i really dont wanna be “that person” but

my father is a well trained first response paramedic and paid fireman, who just so happens to also be employed in the general rescue squad of the city I…

person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love

cat owner: cats are big baby nerds

actualmountainmanderekhale:

rygarsprite:

the-meta:

supersolenoidengine:

Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation

you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.

there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference

Who slams doors?

BABIES!

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jsnelgr:

zachlilley:

ebonyxflo:

zachlilley:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Some would say Bill had a

Get out!

Okay I’ll just exit fast and furiously

You better be gone in Sixty seconds

jsnelgr:

zachlilley:

ebonyxflo:

zachlilley:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Some would say Bill had a

Get out!

Okay I’ll just exit fast and furiously

You better be gone in Sixty seconds

do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.

theshurley:

Based off Let’s Play GTA V - Heist, and Parks and Recreation

I can’t gif, but if someone could gif this, I would be eternally grateful.