dirkstridersbraces:

[death metal scream] GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

fanwh0re:

Me on my way to steal yo girl

anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what you’re getting yahoo. 
this is what you’re getting.

jacknoir:

THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD

thelocalrapist:

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

Fucking crying.

elsenliberator:

jimbertimber:

welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl

or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw

mylittlepony4u:

Our school had a competition to design a poster which promoted non-swearing, we still have no idea who did this.

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

kathysbrotherssister:

blue and red

thetardisand221b:

Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

hilarious? HILARIOUS? THIS WAS THE FUCKING SADDEST MOMENT IN MY CHILDHOOD

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

deletethestars:

Aries is my zodiac symbol ;v; 
( months later i finally read homestuck. Aradia is a precious baby <3 )