bombing:

savannahdewbs:

bombing:

every post i make is 100% serious

"i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombing

every post i make is 100% serious

(via zackmuffin)

mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

(via zackmuffin)

(Source: kanyewhisperer, via zackmuffin)

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables, via dutchster)

(Source: rwby-fairytales, via zamii070)

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

(Source: lisakitto, via ibetyoutastelikeraspberries)

spooksthebun:

pictured: neil cicierega just completely fucking killing it

(via shippery)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

teaseitgav:

cpwiser10:

Nah but what if one day AH just uploads a single video and its like Geoff walks on, eyes all puffy and red like he was crying and he’s like “Sorry but were not gonna be uploading for a while, we’re falling under some greviances” and then AH doesn’t upload another video for like a month and then they FINALLY come back

But

There’s just one less voice in the room.

fuck you

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actionables:

vogue-hearts:

it only took seconds for his scent to replace the air in the room.
i filled my lungs with his smell and let it enter my bloodstream.

damn maybe he needs to take a shower

(via karkass-vantass)

cutehorrorgames:

nsfwflowers:

what the hell is five nights at freddy’s

image

(via karkass-vantass)

lack-of-eddie:

IF YOU DONT THINK THESE LITTLE FUCKERS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN BEINGS EVER YOU’RE WRONG.

(via karkass-vantass)

chasingbokeh:

Sika Deer of Nara, Japan

(via heyitspj)

baconspazm:

Wait, slow down Ashley

(via funimationentertainment)

(Source: usbports, via dutchster)